Is this what Chaotic good is?
sold out his fellow employee in a second damn
That guy takes the sayin employees ain’t ya friends to heart
When you gettin ya warmups done to beat it up
gay fucking evolution
me when i first came out vs. me now
So do all homosexuals just know how to use the force or is there like a prep school
Remember when Tommy you know… TRIED TO MURDER DILL?
5 year old me :
DAMN I ain’t think anyone had a video of me getting curved but apparently it’s on the internet
Hey son 👋🏾👋🏾
The words your dad say when he gets home from buying those cigarettes 12 years later
I’m jus tryna get face fucked by a cute boy
I noticed you said cute and not handsome as someone that considers himself as such I’d like to throw my hat into this ring
Know what sucks…
One day there will be a last Beyoncé concert
what the actual fuck
Men don’t know women can pee
ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body
i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System
I’ve peed every hour today cause it just goes straight down since apparently that’s the most unconfising way pee should go so it doesn’t get lost and end up in my brain or something
